Are you aware of Sehwagology? - The coolest religion in the world
You must have heard about the 10 commandments, but have you heard about the 10 Virendments? As the English blog Cricketwithballs writes, âJoin Sehwagology (developed by Australian cricket blogger Uncle JRod), its cheaper than other religions, twice as cool, and comes with itâs own action hero.â
From Cricketwithballs.com:
âSehwagology is a body of beliefs and related practices created by Australian cricket blogger Uncle JRod. JRod developed Sehwagology teachings on 3rd
âThe moment Sehwagology was delivered to the people.
âThe 10
âThey were given directly by Sehwag to the people of India at Chidambaram Stadium after He had delivered them from Boredom in Chennai:
âAnd Sehwag spoke all these words, saying: âI am the opening batsmen, your GodâŠ
âONE:Â âYou shall have no other gods before Me, except Sachin and maybe Sunil.â
âTWO:Â âYou shall not make for yourself a carved imageâany likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
âTHREE:Â âYou shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, so if you stub your toe, try to not say Oh Sehwag.â
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